The Cartographer's Confession
#I have been lying to you.
The river does not bend where I drew it bending. There is no church at the crossroads — I invented the crossroads entirely. The elevation lines suggest a gentle hill where, in truth, the earth drops away so suddenly that birds flying over it falter.
I started small. A pond I moved six inches to the left because it looked better there, because the empty space on the eastern side of the map disturbed me. Then a road I straightened, just slightly, because I couldn't bear its pointless wandering. Who would miss one curve?
But a mapmaker who moves a pond will eventually move a mountain.
I gave you a forest where there is only scrubland. I gave you a town named Ellery, population 340, with a post office and a school. You will not find it. You will drive and drive and the road will thin to dirt and the dirt will thin to grass and you will stop your car and stand in a field where no one has built anything, where no child has ever sat at a desk and learned the names of capitals.
But isn't it beautiful? Ellery? Say it. Ellery. A place that small would have a diner where everyone knows which mug is yours. The coffee would be terrible. The pie would not.
I am told that old cartographers placed deliberate errors in their maps — trap streets, phantom islands — to catch plagiarists. I want you to know my errors were not traps. They were wishes.
Here is my last map. I have made it as honest as I know how.
You will notice the river is straighter than any river you have seen.
I'm sorry.
I still couldn't bear it.